"1. On our second date, I laughed so hard I burped
And you laughed so hard at me
that you nearly fell off the bed.
2. I didn’t bring a jacket to the fireworks so you leant me yours.
And you kissed me even though I cried.
You didn’t make me tell you why,
Because you knew I didn’t even know myself.
3. You danced naked at midnight when the year changed,
And you dragged me off the sofa to waltz around the living room so fast
I started to see stars.
4. You saw my tiger stripes
And you bathed them,
And wrapped them in bandages.
Then you made me a cup of tea and put on the telly,
So that I forgot it hurt.
5. You told me you loved me
In your sleep."
— Five ways I knew you were the one. (via stayproud-littleowl)
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
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Me: I want cuddles
Me: but I don’t want you to touch me
Me: because everything hurts and I’m nauseous
Me: but I also want a grilled cheese
Me: and maybe some brownies
Me: no wonder I’m so bloated and fat
Me: WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME I’M PRETTY
Me: YOU’RE A DOUCHE
Me: leave me alone.
Me: no, come back, I want to cuddle you
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