castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

"Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend."

— (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

(Source: the-taintedtruth, via l3t-it-all-go)

shoulderblades:

DOGS THAT ATE BEES i’m cryign

(via heyfunniest)

  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
"One day it just gets better. There’s no explanation or reason why . You just wake up and you’re not angry anymore."

— Unknown   (via kryeveper)

(Source: un--phased, via sunflovvur)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via uvvuvvu)

(Source: foodvacuum, via uvvuvvu)

"How long has it been since someone touched part of you other than your body?"

Laurel Hoodwrit (via tanzdiele)

(Source: ineffablythoughtless, via carlyynnoelle)

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

collegehumor:

Liquor Store Has Some Wisdom For You to Ponder
Lumberjacks are more than just paper towel mascots, they’re role models.

collegehumor:

Liquor Store Has Some Wisdom For You to Ponder

Lumberjacks are more than just paper towel mascots, they’re role models.

(Source: reddit.com)

actuallytroybolton:

imperffectly-perfect:

dianne-donut:

phuckthisphreak:

Yesterday morning.
The sky was breathtaking. 

omg

I’m in love

but click on the picture

actuallytroybolton:

imperffectly-perfect:

dianne-donut:

phuckthisphreak:

Yesterday morning.

The sky was breathtaking. 

omg

I’m in love

but click on the picture

(via fucks-i-never-gave)